I caught myself staying up late shooting off my rocket, and playing this game. I love/hate games like this, I go to give it a whirl and wind up spending hours trying to rack up upgrades to my unit (insert dick joke here).
I love a good Jack- and this is no exception. I thought I'd get tired of this pretty quick, but It proved to be a welcome distraction-kind of like Tom Fulp's mom- except it didn't hang around after I was done with it. Well done.
Not bad- didn't really cause snake to grow though.
This was little bit of ahight... I mean I've talked Safeway check out broads into awkward backseat handies faster then it took to get to the end of this game. Could have used some scat or that "oh no you're hurting me with your wang" expression on the doll that we all know so well. Right guys?.....or maybe not.
I am having a little trouble assembling the words to express how much I love this game! It gave me a full purple head. And, like most cunts, once I started playing with it, I couldn't stop until I came to the end. And then I wanted a sandwich and a nap.
As an authority on cocks I give this a full soft one. Like most jungle cock, it was humorous at first, but got old REEEEEALLLY FAST.
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